People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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