Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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