MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
how drunk are you?
Several
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
