We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm both gender and math confused
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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