where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
