if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
look no pants
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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