Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Randomize
