She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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