We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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