it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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