Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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