Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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