She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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