What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I bet he comes in French.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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