maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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