sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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