Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
