What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
