We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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