Non-Jews are for practice
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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