oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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