Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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