i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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