I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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