I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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