Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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