do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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