clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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