It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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