I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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