that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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