i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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