All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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