how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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