i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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