What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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