you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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