3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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