so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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