You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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