how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
