That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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