everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
worst night to have a conscience
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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