i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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