Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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