found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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