I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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