I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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