like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize