It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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