Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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