I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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