Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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