Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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